A Supermarket in California

What thoughts I have of you tonight, Satoshi Nakamoto, for I walked down the sidestreets under the trees with a headache
self-conscious looking at the full moon.
In my hungry fatigue, and shopping for substances, I went
into the neon fruit Silk Road, dreaming of your enumerations!
What peaches and what penumbras! …



St. Vincent has talked about how her music tries to occupy the space between inaccessibly weird art and mainstream pop. This is different, but I am reminded of that statement. This is like a whimsical mash-up you might've stumbled upon on Soundcloud, acted out in real life.

The Zero Hour Work Week

All this talk of super efficient 4 hour work days and 4 day work weeks sparked an Olympian flame of inspiration in my humble but generously sized cranium. As my brain sloshed side to side during my exercise routine, I thought with deep intensity, “if we can achieve inbox zero, why not work week zero?”

It was decided. I…

The Day I Wore Shorts to Work

Like a giant toddler with a variety of professional skills, I stumbled clumsily into the office, ready for the day. This was it. Today was the day I finally wore shorts to the work.

"Who is that bare-legged man?" a woman asked in the distant corner near the office supply closet. "I don't know," another replied, "but he…